{"product_id":"mercury-cant-touch-me-retrograde-hoodie","title":"Mercury Can't Touch Me Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eMercury retrograde. Again. She's not even flinching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMercury Can't Touch Me Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the woman who has done enough inner work that a planetary backspin is not going to derail her. She backs up her files. She re-reads her texts before sending. She moves through the chaos with the calm of someone who has been here before and came out fine. This hoodie is her wearable declaration that she is grounded enough, prepared enough, and unbothered enough to let Mercury do whatever it wants. Warm, soft, and made for every retrograde season she navigates with grace and a little humor. For the woman who pairs her astrological awareness with crystal protection, our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/protection-crystal-jewelry\"\u003eProtection\u003c\/a\u003e jewelry collection carries pieces believed to shield energy and keep her steady when the cosmic weather gets weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to the astrology lover in your life who announces Mercury retrograde to the group chat like a public service announcement — and means it. A perfect birthday gift, a retrograde survival kit addition, or a treat-yourself piece for the woman who has decided the planets don't run her life. Browse more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/spiritual-hoodies\"\u003espiritual hoodies\u003c\/a\u003e or explore all of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/shop-clothing\"\u003espiritual clothing\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-pressed to order in a Canadian home-based studio by Best Life Apparel. Natural variation in print placement may occur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrafted With Intention\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex pullover hoodie — fits slightly smaller than a men's fit; ladies, choose your regular size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-pressed in Canada by Best Life Apparel — a home-based Canadian business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium heat-transfer vinyl, applied with an industrial-grade press — built to last wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWarm fleece interior — soft, cozy, and retrograde-proof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight — effortless for layering over leggings, jeans, or joggers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically sourced materials, hand-selected for quality and comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex hoodie — fits slightly smaller than a men's fit. Ladies, choose your regular size. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-chart\"\u003eView our Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShips from Canada.\u003cbr\u003eUS orders — duties are pre-paid and included in our prices.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Best Life Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Gray \/ S","offer_id":49666674262272,"sku":"sku-45088650592279","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ M","offer_id":49666674295040,"sku":"sku-45088650625047","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ L","offer_id":49666674327808,"sku":"sku-45088650657815","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ XL","offer_id":49666674360576,"sku":"sku-45088650690583","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":49666674393344,"sku":"sku-45088650723351","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49666674426112,"sku":"sku-45088650756119","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49666674458880,"sku":"sku-45088650788887","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49666674491648,"sku":"sku-45088650821655","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49666674524416,"sku":"sku-45088650854423","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49666674557184,"sku":"sku-45088650887191","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49666674589952,"sku":"sku-45088672579607","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49666674622720,"sku":"sku-45088672612375","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49666674655488,"sku":"sku-45088672645143","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49666674688256,"sku":"sku-45088672677911","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49666674721024,"sku":"sku-45088672710679","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0848\/0047\/1296\/files\/620mercurycan_ttouchmehoodiewhite.jpg?v=1785001792","url":"https:\/\/intentioncharms.com\/products\/mercury-cant-touch-me-retrograde-hoodie","provider":"Intention Charms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}